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Its 3:58 am right now.
I just woke at 12:30 am, slept from 6 in the evening.
I'm just bored and awake right now.
I have a class starting at 8, but I'm not sure what class it is.
I hate the new block which I have my classes now, it's so stupid.
Like how they use their notice boards for everything.
Why just can't they email us the shit?
I can't wait for the weekend, I'm heading to Kota Bharu, Kelantan.
It's for the Milo Hidup Bola Futsal thing.
I'm getting paid $300 per event.
Best thing is, I work like 4 hours only. Awesome.
I miss you guys too.
Bye

PaintArtProjects

This is some of what I've been doing at home.
I'm starting to like drawing sneakers.
Not wear, I said draw.

MILO Hidup Bola Event

My friend, Shahmeez

I went to the Milo Hidup Bola thingy last Saturday. Went to check out what the hype was all about, especially because my effing irritating friend Sham-rock kept bugging me to come along with him. So what the heck, Sham said they had those free Milo trucks, and those milo they serve is too good to pass up. So with the thought of the cold, delicious, awesomest tingling-sensation cup of free milo, aku Aftaz Mohamed Anwar, bangun pukul 8 pagi hari sabtu, just to go to SportsPlanet in Subang. The place was crawling dengan budak-budak kecik yang berpeluh bau masam macam asam, tapi thank god the MILO van was there. Asalkan Milo sejuk ada, semua jalan.

MILO Truck- doesnt it bring back memories?

Best jugak seeing the under-12 kids main bola, serius best. Agak terrer jugak si ketot-ketot berbaju besar main bola, even though bola tu lagi besar dari kepala dia. Is it me or are the younger generation makin lama makin kecik, sebab setahu aku la masa aku 12 tahun aku rasa aku double their sizes. One team had girls playing in it, and they lost. Go figure.

Team yang ada budak perempuan.

Boleh tahan la budak-budak under-12 ni, some of them better than me I can say. Paling terrer sekali Krishnan, main tuk team SitiNurNilam, gelecek dribble macam pro, tapi size kecik macam budak 6 tahun. Aku tiup sikit confirm tumbang. Whatever it is, I wished they jadi air-conditioning in there, cause it was seriusly HOT. I dont mean hot as in cool ke best ke, I mean panas bahang macam matahari atas kepala. If you didnt sweat there, you must have either been dead for a while or you've had your sweat glands removed. I think dalam 20 cawan MILO sejuk aku settle. Lepak-lepak around the courts, I chatted up with one of the futsal under-16 coaches there, Mr. Zainuddin. Nama team dia Misai, mentang-mentang coach dia misai tebal.


Encik Zainuddin, team Misai FC

So according to him, he's been participating in the competition for three years now, and he likes how the Milo competition brings all the races at one placeto play futsal. Coincidently, lepas aku borak-borak dengan dia, team Misai menang juara under-16's, must be my good charms and amazing intense luck-attracting abilities that I have. So any teams yang nak good luck, I charge RM 200 per match, sebab prize money dia RM20000. Hahaha. Anyways the event was good la, with the level of skills of the kids that were there, I've replenished the hope of Malaysia's coming into the international arena. Hopefully la. I'll update more on the event, because now I'm planning to go to every single one of it. MILO truck better be there. Somore pics further down, enjoy and come to the next one-lah!

The ocean of smelly and short people.

Kiri- kanan, Kiri kanan

Bola MILO yang lawa yang sering jadi target pencuri.

No. 1 MU fan, Mohd. Iruwan Shah - comel kan?

Tarian gelek Si Cik Fatimah

Saat mendebar dalam perlawanan
Bye!

Foundation Days

Results

are out today....

Happy New Year Everyone.

Hello kawan-kawan that i have not seen in a while besides Sharifah,

As you can see on the title my message is across clearly but i also have something else to say. Im assuming most of us was high on something during the countdown or what not (nabil for sure) haha, but next time try this.

1. The day before have one hour of sleep.
2. Start taking shots of whisky, 7 or 8 depending on tolerance
3. Have some whisky coke ( 3 or 4 glasses )
4. BONG. ( 4 or 5 times )

Results are unbelievable haha.

Anyways I hope you guys had a really good celebration, now go study and all the best with the writing-on-paper-and-getting-it-marked thing called examinations haha. Except Aftaz and Ian, i dont know what you guys are up to.

Take care boys and girls. See you back in MALAYSIA really soon.

True Or False

1) Tigons have a lionness for a mother and a tiger for a father

2) When a zebra mates with a donkey, you get a zonkey

3) The barking pussyfish is a hybrid between a catfish and a dogfish

So which of these do you guys think is real and which is just bullshit?

Some Windows Stuff.

MAGIC #1

Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".

This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..

At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!

TRY IT NOW,

IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER

MAGIC #2

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. ..

At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

MAGIC #3

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1. Open an empty notepad file

2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)

3. Save it as whatever you want.

4. Close it, and re-open it.

Is it just a really weird bug?

You can try the same thing above with another sentence "this app can break"

Names, Names, Names

Some celebrities give their children the weirdest names. See the kid in the picture? His name is Pilot Inspektor. Yeap. Spelt like that. I kinda like that name but I still find it weird.

Not only celeb's give their children weird names. Normal people (as in non-celebs) do it too. Here are some names that parents have given their children:

1) Fish and Chips
2) Yeah Detroit
3) Benson and Hedges (twins)
4) Variable
5) Violence
6) Sex Fruit
7) Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii
8) Number 16 Bus Shelter

FoxyTunes

Nastro Azzurro UnBEERlievable Collection 2008

These are just some of my favourites. I would have put more up but internet's so slow tonight. You guys should Google the rest. I also found a Nastro Azzuro thumb drive, heel, scrub, dartboard, chair, binoculars, trumpet and even fire extinguisher.

Aftaz's Drawings

Calender

Meja tun

Puple Things

Tatata

White box

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Funny!

I love this advert on the radio. It goes something like this.

[chinese accent here important]
Guy1#= Whats yo name?
Guy2#= Aaaah Kwan
Guy1#= So yo first name?
Guy2#= Ah!
Guy1#= So wai do yu want to join this team?
Guy2#= EH!(shocked) yu say i can join what!
I ur brader.
Guy1#= Eh eh please keep it proffeessional.
Guy2#= Eh i tell motha arr..
Guy1#= Ey don la later she also wanto join.

Hilarious!

Did You Know?

Its better to walk than run in the rain. You'll stay drier that way. Albeit just slightly drier. But still. Drier.

Aesthetic Apparatus

Alright, i was randomly surfing the net (something i do alot during the summer). Anyways, i came across this site, http://www.aestheticapparatus.com. They sell posters, artworks and other things like shirts, hoodies, etc. You guys should check out their stuff, some of the posters and artworks are wicked. Here are some of the stuff on the site that i found awesome:

Wimbledon 2008

Yesterday, Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal played out one of the best matches that i have had the opportunity to see. I mean i didnt get to see the whole match, (It was around 7 hours in total with the rain delays and all) but what i saw was just awesome tennis la. I mean this is just the reason why we watch tennis. If you didnt already know Nadal won, 6-4 6-4 6-7(5-7) 6-7(8-10) 10-8. Five sets of the highest quality tennis seen in a long long time. Undoubtedly this is the end of an era, all hail the new king of tennis. Fucking big-arms big-ass spaniard.

Look at his arm wei, wtf. Buff is not the word

Somehow you just have to feel sorry for him, after fighting back so hard he still lost, unlucky.

The highlight of Wimbledon for me, Marat reaching the semis.

After his epic five-set battle, Roger Federer was due in the press interview room at 9.55pm, with the newly minted champion Rafael Nadal next up at 10.20pm. Perhaps to make sure that he would only have to do the 10-minute minimum as the world waited for him to dissect his defeat, the beaten finalist eventually appeared, red-eyed and disconsolate, at 10.10pm on the dot. What followed was as much of a roller-coaster as the match itself.

"I thought we both played well," he said, before beginning a litany of lethargically raised eyebrows and shrugged shoulders. "The rain didn’t help me that much – I didn’t win the match, did I? I was struggling with the wind a little bit and the light was tough but that was not an excuse. This is probably the hardest loss of my career so far."

Once the conference moved into French, Federer suddenly became decidedly more blunt and to the point. "I couldn’t see who I was playing against by the end," he said with another shrug which he used as punctuation to make it quite clear that he had no intention of giving a more detailed answer.

When asked whether it was a consolation that it was a great player like Nadal who had put an end to his 65-match winning streak, Federer’s humour became even darker. "No. Zero consolation. I didn’t learn anything new from today – certainly not about how to play him on grass. This really hurts… Losing Paris for me was nothing, losing here is a disaster." No more, no less.

The straw that broke the camel’s back came when he was quizzed about the vast haul of points he will have to defend in the coming tournaments – far more than Nadal – if he is to remain number one in the rankings. "Write what you want," he glowered after a sigh, a pause and a shrug. "I’m going to try to win at the Olympics and the US Open and have a good end to the season. That’s it."

Though the Swiss German media tried to perk his spirits up by asking him whether he would take some holidays prior to beginning the second half of the hard-court season, there was no consoling Roger. The bigger they come, the harder they fall, and there had been none bigger than Federer here at Wimbledon.