1) Tigons have a lionness for a mother and a tiger for a father
2) When a zebra mates with a donkey, you get a zonkey
3) The barking pussyfish is a hybrid between a catfish and a dogfish
So which of these do you guys think is real and which is just bullshit?
MAGIC #1
Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW,
IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER
MAGIC #2
This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. ..
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
Try it out yourself...
Open Microsoft Word and type
=rand (200, 99)
And then press ENTER
MAGIC #3
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1. Open an empty notepad file
2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3. Save it as whatever you want.
4. Close it, and re-open it.
Is it just a really weird bug?
You can try the same thing above with another sentence "this app can break"
Some celebrities give their children the weirdest names. See the kid in the picture? His name is Pilot Inspektor. Yeap. Spelt like that. I kinda like that name but I still find it weird.
Not only celeb's give their children weird names. Normal people (as in non-celebs) do it too. Here are some names that parents have given their children:
1) Fish and Chips
2) Yeah Detroit
3) Benson and Hedges (twins)
4) Variable
5) Violence
6) Sex Fruit
7) Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii
8) Number 16 Bus Shelter
These are just some of my favourites. I would have put more up but internet's so slow tonight. You guys should Google the rest. I also found a Nastro Azzuro thumb drive, heel, scrub, dartboard, chair, binoculars, trumpet and even fire extinguisher.
I love this advert on the radio. It goes something like this.
[chinese accent here important]
Guy1#= Whats yo name?
Guy2#= Aaaah Kwan
Guy1#= So yo first name?
Guy2#= Ah!
Guy1#= So wai do yu want to join this team?
Guy2#= EH!(shocked) yu say i can join what!
I ur brader.
Guy1#= Eh eh please keep it proffeessional.
Guy2#= Eh i tell motha arr..
Guy1#= Ey don la later she also wanto join.
Hilarious!
Its better to walk than run in the rain. You'll stay drier that way. Albeit just slightly drier. But still. Drier.
Alright, i was randomly surfing the net (something i do alot during the summer). Anyways, i came across this site, http://www.aestheticapparatus.com. They sell posters, artworks and other things like shirts, hoodies, etc. You guys should check out their stuff, some of the posters and artworks are wicked. Here are some of the stuff on the site that i found awesome:
Yesterday, Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal played out one of the best matches that i have had the opportunity to see. I mean i didnt get to see the whole match, (It was around 7 hours in total with the rain delays and all) but what i saw was just awesome tennis la. I mean this is just the reason why we watch tennis. If you didnt already know Nadal won, 6-4 6-4 6-7(5-7) 6-7(8-10) 10-8. Five sets of the highest quality tennis seen in a long long time. Undoubtedly this is the end of an era, all hail the new king of tennis. Fucking big-arms big-ass spaniard.
Look at his arm wei, wtf. Buff is not the word
Somehow you just have to feel sorry for him, after fighting back so hard he still lost, unlucky.
After his epic five-set battle, Roger Federer was due in the press interview room at 9.55pm, with the newly minted champion Rafael Nadal next up at 10.20pm. Perhaps to make sure that he would only have to do the 10-minute minimum as the world waited for him to dissect his defeat, the beaten finalist eventually appeared, red-eyed and disconsolate, at 10.10pm on the dot. What followed was as much of a roller-coaster as the match itself.
"I thought we both played well," he said, before beginning a litany of lethargically raised eyebrows and shrugged shoulders. "The rain didn’t help me that much – I didn’t win the match, did I? I was struggling with the wind a little bit and the light was tough but that was not an excuse. This is probably the hardest loss of my career so far."
Once the conference moved into French, Federer suddenly became decidedly more blunt and to the point. "I couldn’t see who I was playing against by the end," he said with another shrug which he used as punctuation to make it quite clear that he had no intention of giving a more detailed answer.
When asked whether it was a consolation that it was a great player like Nadal who had put an end to his 65-match winning streak, Federer’s humour became even darker. "No. Zero consolation. I didn’t learn anything new from today – certainly not about how to play him on grass. This really hurts… Losing Paris for me was nothing, losing here is a disaster." No more, no less.
The straw that broke the camel’s back came when he was quizzed about the vast haul of points he will have to defend in the coming tournaments – far more than Nadal – if he is to remain number one in the rankings. "Write what you want," he glowered after a sigh, a pause and a shrug. "I’m going to try to win at the Olympics and the US Open and have a good end to the season. That’s it."
Though the Swiss German media tried to perk his spirits up by asking him whether he would take some holidays prior to beginning the second half of the hard-court season, there was no consoling Roger. The bigger they come, the harder they fall, and there had been none bigger than Federer here at Wimbledon.
Since the fuel hike, wild accusations and wild responses have ensued. Today, I read emails asking consumers to boycott Petronas retail outlets. While many are genuinely concerned with the quantum of price increase, we are in many ways reacting based on information and misinformation. Let me elaborate why boycotting Petronas retail outlets is not the correct thing to do. Hopefully, this will help us to be more rational in this whole episode. While we can disagree with the price hike, we must understand that it has very little to do with Petronas. The retail price of petroleum products in Malaysia is decided and fixed by the Government through what is generally known as the ''automatic pricing mechanism or APM" - a mechanism where the retail price is determined by the price of crude, the refinery cost, marketing and distribution costs, tax imposed by the Government and the commission paid to station owners. For a long time, the APM ensured price stability at the retail level. The volatility of crude oil prices (albeit within a reasonable range) does not affect the retail price because the Government fixed it by varying the amount of taxes it levied on the petroleum products. The mechanism works well so long as the prices of crude fluctuates within a reasonable range. However, when the prices of crude started to escalate as in the recent years, the APM could no longer hold. To maintain the same retail price, the Government initially had to reduce the tax levied on petroleum products. Soon, the Government not only had to totally forgo the taxes but also introduce subsidies in order to maintain the same retail price. As crude prices continued to escalate, the subsidies shouldered by the Government continued to increase in tandem. Oil companies, like Petronas and Shell charge the Government the market price of petroleum products that is different from the retail price. The Government subsidizes the consumers by paying the difference between the market price and the retail price to the oil companies. That is the system, as I understand it. I think we must discern the issues involved here. Petronas as one of the retailers of petroleum products in Malaysia is different and apart from the Government's policy on subsidies. The retail price of petroleum products as it stands today is NOT for PETRONAS to determine. It is for the GOVERNMENT to decide.
Ana Ivanovic. 3rd time lucky.
After losing in her two previous Grand Slam Finals to Justine Henin and Maria Sharapova respectively, Ana went one up this time round with a 6-4, 6-3 victory over Dinara Safina here at Roland Garros. Not only has she succeeded in winning her first grand slam title, but when the rankings are announced this Monday, she will have over taken Maria Sharapova and will be the new world number one.
Now, the only reason I'm posting this up is this. Ana Ivanovic is not bad looking. Actually, she's quite hot. I only realised this before the tournament started, no idea why i didn't notice her earlier. Haha, so yea. Apart from her, I find two other female tennis players hot. Daniela Hantuchova and Maria Sharopova. Special mention goes to Martina Hingis. Not sure why you people need to know this but just felt like blogging and sharing.
Daniela Hantuchova
Ana Ivanovic
Maria Sharapova
I just finished watching 'City of God'. Its so fucking awesome. The story is about how the gang wars started in Brasil, in the early days. Its violent, sad, funny and exciting at the same time. I recommend this to anyone looking for an awesome movie.
Just watched this last night.
Iron Man.
The Incredible Hulk.
The Dark Knight.
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
Nou Camp. Home of Barcelona FC since 1957 and can fill a crowd up to 99,772. Imagine that many fans in a stadium. Tonight Barca' play host to Manchester United for the first leg, semi-final encounter in the Champions League. Last we played here against them, the game ended 3-3. Hopefully it'll be a great game and United will carry an advantage heading into the home leg at Old Trafford.
Glory Glory Man United!
I just watched this movie last night, actually, technically this morning. Anyways, i recommend you guys so watch this. Story line's not exactly super. Its quite complicated if your slow. But the actions scene's are cool. Whereas in the game, Agent 47 is all about stealth, in the movie he's either very stealthy (is that a word?) or just doesn't give a damn and just goes on killing people. Brilliantness. Go watch it. Oh and the actress in the movie, Olga Kurylenko is hot. She also happens to be the Bond girl in the next series, Quantum of Solace.
The girl above is Olga Kurylenko
I went to the KL Freeze Unison the other day, and it was awesome. Meeting point was at Lot 10 Bukit Bintang. Tons of people wondering around Lot 10, and people were passing out these yellow leaflets, like in the picture. So we had to trot ourselves down to Pavilion for the main event. Some tourist folks even followed the crowd, even tho they didnt know what was happening. The freezing thing wasnt actually truely syncronised, but it was okay and i regretted doing the 'walking' pose. It was painful people.
Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family...
Ghost Shit
You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.
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Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!
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Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
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Second Thought Shit
You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.
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Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit
This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
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Bali Belly Shit
You shit so much you lose 5 kilos.
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Right Now Shit
You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.
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King Kong or Commode Choker Shit
This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.
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Wet Cheeks Shit
This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.
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Wish Shit
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!
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Cement Block or Oh God Shit
You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit.
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Snake Shit
This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.
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Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit)
Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.
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Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)
You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.
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Beer Drunk Shit
This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else's house.
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The Frightened Turtle
The kind of shit that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in
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The Bungee Shit
The kind of shit that just hangs off your ass before it falls into the water.
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The Ring of Fire Shit
The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.
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The Crippler
The kind of shit where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.
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The Big Bobber
The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.
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The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.
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The Jack the Ripper Shit
The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its way out.
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The Party Pooper
The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
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Dirty Bowl Shit
The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
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The Windy City Shit
When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.
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Oh Shit! Shit
You shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH SHIT!
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The Never Ending Shit
It's the shit that keeps running out of your ass like pea, and just when you start wiping your ass your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Ouch That Hurt Shit
The type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.
Religious philosophies of the world in a nutshell
Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism: shit won't happen if I work harder.
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really shit?
Islam: if shit happens, blame the infidels.
Hinduism: this shit happened before.
Hare Krishna: shit happens Ramah Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism: lets smoke this shit!
Guys I made this out of boredom. Comment yea. I like the 'Saya kenal Aftaz' one. I'll make one for whoever asks first.
Im sorry I couldnt come this week but I wanted to give Xaty this. Yes ladies its my first ever-properly-done birthday card! Its big adn colorfull and it took me AGES to make it.Xaty make sure you show appreciation when you get this. Act excited and use words such as 'oooohhh' and 'ahhhhhh' and 'gorgeous!'. Or I'll take it back.
Okay, now I'm really bored.
Why is abbreviation such a long word
Why does your nose run and your feet smell
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked
If you throw your pet cat out of your car, does it become cat litter
If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight
