These are just some of my favourites. I would have put more up but internet's so slow tonight. You guys should Google the rest. I also found a Nastro Azzuro thumb drive, heel, scrub, dartboard, chair, binoculars, trumpet and even fire extinguisher.
I love this advert on the radio. It goes something like this.
[chinese accent here important]
Guy1#= Whats yo name?
Guy2#= Aaaah Kwan
Guy1#= So yo first name?
Guy2#= Ah!
Guy1#= So wai do yu want to join this team?
Guy2#= EH!(shocked) yu say i can join what!
I ur brader.
Guy1#= Eh eh please keep it proffeessional.
Guy2#= Eh i tell motha arr..
Guy1#= Ey don la later she also wanto join.
Hilarious!
Its better to walk than run in the rain. You'll stay drier that way. Albeit just slightly drier. But still. Drier.
Alright, i was randomly surfing the net (something i do alot during the summer). Anyways, i came across this site, http://www.aestheticapparatus.com. They sell posters, artworks and other things like shirts, hoodies, etc. You guys should check out their stuff, some of the posters and artworks are wicked. Here are some of the stuff on the site that i found awesome:
Yesterday, Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal played out one of the best matches that i have had the opportunity to see. I mean i didnt get to see the whole match, (It was around 7 hours in total with the rain delays and all) but what i saw was just awesome tennis la. I mean this is just the reason why we watch tennis. If you didnt already know Nadal won, 6-4 6-4 6-7(5-7) 6-7(8-10) 10-8. Five sets of the highest quality tennis seen in a long long time. Undoubtedly this is the end of an era, all hail the new king of tennis. Fucking big-arms big-ass spaniard.
Look at his arm wei, wtf. Buff is not the word
Somehow you just have to feel sorry for him, after fighting back so hard he still lost, unlucky.
After his epic five-set battle, Roger Federer was due in the press interview room at 9.55pm, with the newly minted champion Rafael Nadal next up at 10.20pm. Perhaps to make sure that he would only have to do the 10-minute minimum as the world waited for him to dissect his defeat, the beaten finalist eventually appeared, red-eyed and disconsolate, at 10.10pm on the dot. What followed was as much of a roller-coaster as the match itself.
"I thought we both played well," he said, before beginning a litany of lethargically raised eyebrows and shrugged shoulders. "The rain didn’t help me that much – I didn’t win the match, did I? I was struggling with the wind a little bit and the light was tough but that was not an excuse. This is probably the hardest loss of my career so far."
Once the conference moved into French, Federer suddenly became decidedly more blunt and to the point. "I couldn’t see who I was playing against by the end," he said with another shrug which he used as punctuation to make it quite clear that he had no intention of giving a more detailed answer.
When asked whether it was a consolation that it was a great player like Nadal who had put an end to his 65-match winning streak, Federer’s humour became even darker. "No. Zero consolation. I didn’t learn anything new from today – certainly not about how to play him on grass. This really hurts… Losing Paris for me was nothing, losing here is a disaster." No more, no less.
The straw that broke the camel’s back came when he was quizzed about the vast haul of points he will have to defend in the coming tournaments – far more than Nadal – if he is to remain number one in the rankings. "Write what you want," he glowered after a sigh, a pause and a shrug. "I’m going to try to win at the Olympics and the US Open and have a good end to the season. That’s it."
Though the Swiss German media tried to perk his spirits up by asking him whether he would take some holidays prior to beginning the second half of the hard-court season, there was no consoling Roger. The bigger they come, the harder they fall, and there had been none bigger than Federer here at Wimbledon.
