++ rub me on your butt: 2009

My friend, Shahmeez

I went to the Milo Hidup Bola thingy last Saturday. Went to check out what the hype was all about, especially because my effing irritating friend Sham-rock kept bugging me to come along with him. So what the heck, Sham said they had those free Milo trucks, and those milo they serve is too good to pass up. So with the thought of the cold, delicious, awesomest tingling-sensation cup of free milo, aku Aftaz Mohamed Anwar, bangun pukul 8 pagi hari sabtu, just to go to SportsPlanet in Subang. The place was crawling dengan budak-budak kecik yang berpeluh bau masam macam asam, tapi thank god the MILO van was there. Asalkan Milo sejuk ada, semua jalan.

MILO Truck- doesnt it bring back memories?

Best jugak seeing the under-12 kids main bola, serius best. Agak terrer jugak si ketot-ketot berbaju besar main bola, even though bola tu lagi besar dari kepala dia. Is it me or are the younger generation makin lama makin kecik, sebab setahu aku la masa aku 12 tahun aku rasa aku double their sizes. One team had girls playing in it, and they lost. Go figure.

Team yang ada budak perempuan.

Boleh tahan la budak-budak under-12 ni, some of them better than me I can say. Paling terrer sekali Krishnan, main tuk team SitiNurNilam, gelecek dribble macam pro, tapi size kecik macam budak 6 tahun. Aku tiup sikit confirm tumbang. Whatever it is, I wished they jadi air-conditioning in there, cause it was seriusly HOT. I dont mean hot as in cool ke best ke, I mean panas bahang macam matahari atas kepala. If you didnt sweat there, you must have either been dead for a while or you've had your sweat glands removed. I think dalam 20 cawan MILO sejuk aku settle. Lepak-lepak around the courts, I chatted up with one of the futsal under-16 coaches there, Mr. Zainuddin. Nama team dia Misai, mentang-mentang coach dia misai tebal.

Encik Zainuddin, team Misai FC

So according to him, he's been participating in the competition for three years now, and he likes how the Milo competition brings all the races at one placeto play futsal. Coincidently, lepas aku borak-borak dengan dia, team Misai menang juara under-16's, must be my good charms and amazing intense luck-attracting abilities that I have. So any teams yang nak good luck, I charge RM 200 per match, sebab prize money dia RM20000. Hahaha. Anyways the event was good la, with the level of skills of the kids that were there, I've replenished the hope of Malaysia's coming into the international arena. Hopefully la. I'll update more on the event, because now I'm planning to go to every single one of it. MILO truck better be there. Somore pics further down, enjoy and come to the next one-lah!

The ocean of smelly and short people.

Kiri- kanan, Kiri kanan

Bola MILO yang lawa yang sering jadi target pencuri.

No. 1 MU fan, Mohd. Iruwan Shah - comel kan?

Tarian gelek Si Cik Fatimah

Saat mendebar dalam perlawanan
Bye!

Hello kawan-kawan that i have not seen in a while besides Sharifah,

As you can see on the title my message is across clearly but i also have something else to say. Im assuming most of us was high on something during the countdown or what not (nabil for sure) haha, but next time try this.

1. The day before have one hour of sleep.
2. Start taking shots of whisky, 7 or 8 depending on tolerance
3. Have some whisky coke ( 3 or 4 glasses )
4. BONG. ( 4 or 5 times )

Results are unbelievable haha.

Anyways I hope you guys had a really good celebration, now go study and all the best with the writing-on-paper-and-getting-it-marked thing called examinations haha. Except Aftaz and Ian, i dont know what you guys are up to.

Take care boys and girls. See you back in MALAYSIA really soon.