how to tap your brains healing powers

how do you do that?
what i can think of is drilling a hole at the side of my head, putting a straw in, and telling Daniel that theres whiski inside.
hahaha.
i was joking.
How the fuck do you do that?
well according to readers digest there are ways is to buff up your brain.
there are some good brainbuffing tchniques suggested by the best brainbuffer of all, Proffessor Aftaz Johson Jongos, who suggests :

1) Eat buffy foods - foods such ass chickens ass and cows tits are a good source of bufibre ( a buffier sort of fibre) of which the brain can use to get buffer. Eat lots and lots of these and eventually you'lll get there.

2) Excercise the brain - excercising the brain does sound hard, but it is actually easy to do. One of the techniques given are such as taking vitamin E -( a good source is the blue dolphin)
which stimulate the muscles around and VOILA!
its Arnold Brainchenneger!

3) Think buff - pshycological stimulations helps the brain to become buffer. Read lots of Playboys latest edition magazine, Barenaked Brains or Brainhouse, Penthouse's latest. Or you colud also drive down the library, where all the brainstitues will help
in the buffing of your brain - for a price.

Well, finally i hope that this itsy-bitsy article will help you to achive you goa; of a buffed brain. Untill then, ciao-bella adn keep eanting those chicken butts.