You Know Your In College When....
1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early.
2. Weekends start on Thursday.
3. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.
4. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed.
5. You know how late McDonald’s, KFC, Pizza Hut, etc. are open.
6. You wash dishes in the bathroom sink.
7. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.
8. Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.
9. Your breakfast consists of a coke or cereal bar on the way to class... anything with caffeine will do.
10.You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking topeople, etc...
11. You sleep more in class than in your room.
12. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due.
13. Printers break down only when you desperately need them.
14. Old school Nintendo... and guitar hero... are pretty much the best things ever.
15. Going to the grocery at midnight is completely normal.
16. You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ ipod.
17. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas.
18. Your teachers swear in class and no one cares.
19. Candles in your dorm room are considered contraband, but cigarettes are ok.
20. You know what people carrying suspiciously heavy backpacks after dark are doing...
21. Class size doubles on exam days.
22. There's always a "question kid" in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up.
23. You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them.
24. You set your clock 5-10 minutes ahead so you can potentially make it to class on time.
25. You eventually realize that setting your clock ahead makes no difference to you and you're still late.
26. You text faster than you type.
27. You only find out a class is canceled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes.
28. You open canned food and eat it... out of the can.
29. The words "google" and "wikipedia" have become verbs. And you use them... quite often.
30. You have to set the alarm for your 3:30 class.
31. You plan days in advance to skip a class.
32. You get up go to lunch with friends then decide to go your room and sleep instead of going to your one and only class.
2. Weekends start on Thursday.
3. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.
4. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed.
5. You know how late McDonald’s, KFC, Pizza Hut, etc. are open.
6. You wash dishes in the bathroom sink.
7. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.
8. Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.
9. Your breakfast consists of a coke or cereal bar on the way to class... anything with caffeine will do.
10.You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking topeople, etc...
11. You sleep more in class than in your room.
12. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due.
13. Printers break down only when you desperately need them.
14. Old school Nintendo... and guitar hero... are pretty much the best things ever.
15. Going to the grocery at midnight is completely normal.
16. You can't imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ ipod.
17. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas.
18. Your teachers swear in class and no one cares.
19. Candles in your dorm room are considered contraband, but cigarettes are ok.
20. You know what people carrying suspiciously heavy backpacks after dark are doing...
21. Class size doubles on exam days.
22. There's always a "question kid" in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up.
23. You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them.
24. You set your clock 5-10 minutes ahead so you can potentially make it to class on time.
25. You eventually realize that setting your clock ahead makes no difference to you and you're still late.
26. You text faster than you type.
27. You only find out a class is canceled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes.
28. You open canned food and eat it... out of the can.
29. The words "google" and "wikipedia" have become verbs. And you use them... quite often.
30. You have to set the alarm for your 3:30 class.
31. You plan days in advance to skip a class.
32. You get up go to lunch with friends then decide to go your room and sleep instead of going to your one and only class.
2 comments:
So many of that is so true. Damn.
i like no. 1, 6 & 21.
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