Sunday, October 7, 2007

Malaysian Nuclear Agency

Nuclear Malaysia History

Nuclear Malaysia (formerly known as MINT) was established in 1972 as the Tun Ismail Atomic Research Centre (PUSPATI). Infrastructural development on the 27-hectare at Bangi commenced in January 1979, culminating in its coming into full operation in June 1982 with the commissioning of its nuclear research reactor. PUSPATI was later renamed the Nuclear Energy Unit (UTN) in June 1983 on being placed under the auspices of the Prime Minister's Department. In October 1990, UTN was retransferred to the Ministry of Science, Technology and the Environment, and assumed its new identity as MINT in 10 August 1994. In the quest for a distinct separation of roles between promotional and regulatory functions, UTN formulated Act 304, the Atomic Energy Licensing Act of 1984, paving the way for the establishment of the Atomic Energy Licensing Board as a separate entity, in February 1985.
To satisfy growing needs for additional space, a second 81-hectare, Kompleks Dengkil, site was acquired in 1984. Both Bangi and Dengkil complexes, approximately 3 km. apart and flanking the North-South Highway, are strategically located within the nation's premier research and training zone, in close proximity to two universities and three national research and development (R&D) institutes. Within a half hour drive from MINT is Kuala Lumpur, the seat of the Federal Government, the administrative, financial and business capital of Malaysia, and home to two other universities and another four national R&D institutes. Malaysia, in turn, is strategically located at a major global crossroads, the heart of one of the most rapidly growing regions of the world, fast moving into the Pacific Era.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Cool People Wanted: Freelance Job at IdeaFactory

The Swiss company BrainStore is the world’s first IdeaFactory. Thanks to BrainStore, industrial idea production has become a reality. Our process involves diverse viewpoints and guarantees support by those involved, all at a speed that will amaze you.

From 11 to 13 December 2007 BrainStore will set up and operate an IdeaFactory in Kuala Lumpur. The IdeaFactory will run as part of the program of the Global Knowledge Conference (GK3) and it will deliver 20 ideas that show how to create a world of entrepreneurs by 2020.

For each project BrainStore works with an individual team of freelancers that ensures the smooth operation of the IdeaMachine. On this occasion, we would like to work together with young and enthusiastic people living in Malaysia.

If you're young, creative and motivated to work with us as a freelancer then you are the person we're looking for. We're sure to find the perfect role for you in the IdeaFactory's team

Just get on www.brainstore.com/gk3 and find out more about the project and the different IdeaTechnician functions.

We will be organising an information and assessment sessions in Kuala Lumpur on 10 and 13 October 2007. You'll find out more about them on our website.

And if you have more questions, don't hesitate to get in touch with me. (samuel.mueller@brainstore

.com)

Hours: Part-Time
This job is salaried.
Listed at Malaysia.


Listed by Samuel Müller on October 2nd.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Quotes #1

"Did you guys watch 'the' football yesterday?" -Sharifah
" Yes, we watched 'the' football yesterday" - Nabil, Daniel & Izzati

"Nabil" - Daniel introducing himself

"Let's go watch 'the' football tonight." - Nabil
"What match?" - Sharifah

"I span twice yesterday" - Nabil

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Happy Birthday

Today's my mum's birthday. So yea. Although she doesn't read this blog, I feel the need to share this with the internet world. Happy Birthday Ma!

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Fucking


Fucking is an Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf, in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria. It is located 32km north of Salzburg and 4km east of the border with Germany. The village is known to have existed as "Fucking" since at least 1070 and is named after a man from the 6th century called Focko. "Ing" is an old Germanic suffix meaning "people"; thus "Fucking," in this case, means "place of Focko's people." The village has a population of 93.


Are the residents called Fuckers?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend




Sunday, September 16, 2007

70 Most Beautiful Words

This was done in 2004 for British Council's 70th Anniversary.

70 words
7000 English learners
35,000 overseas voters
100 countries


1. Mother
2. Passion
3. Smile
4. Love
5. Eternity
6. Fantastic
7. Destiny
8. Freedom
9. Liberty
10. Tranquility
11. Peace
12. Blossom
13. Sunshine
14. Sweetheart
15. Gorgeous
16. Cherish
17. Enthusiasm
18. Hope
19. Grace
20. Rainbow
21. Blue
22. Sunflower
23. Twinkle
24. Serendipity
25. Bliss
26. Lullaby
27. Sophisticated
28. Renaissance
29. Cute
30. Cosy
31. Butterfly
32. Galaxy
33. Hilarious
34. Moment
35. Extravaganza
36. Aqua
37. Sentiment
38. Cosmopolitan
39. Bubble
40. Pumpkin
41. Banana
42. Lollipop
43. If
44. Bumblebee
45. Giggle
46. Paradox
47. Delicacy
48. Peek-a-boo
49. Umbrella
50. Kangaroo
51. Flabbergasted
52. Hippopotamus
53. Gothic
54. Coconut
55. Smashing
56. Whoops
57. Tickle
58. Loquacious
59. Flip-flop
60. Smithereens
61. Oi
62. Gazebo
63. Hiccup
64. Hodgepodge
65. Shipshape
66. Explosion
67. Fuselage
68. Zing
69. Gum
70. Hen-night

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Paintball

A wise person once said: "Paintball should be spelt without the 't' ". If you personally know who said this, it automatically makes you cool. Haha

Btw, i swear we all look like pigs.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Title Is Blank

10 more days to uni. YEAY.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Dear Abby

can't remember where i first read this from
-------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them.'

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I
noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

Signed,
Perplexed

Haha.


hahaha.

Merdeka Eve Rave

Im sure most of you will be glad to know that this comin thursday, merdeka eve, there will be a massive rave at Sunway Lagoon Surf Beach. Acts include Cosmic Gate, Thrillseekers and Drum Connection. Ticket prices start at RM 53 all the way to RM 153. So hurry if you wanna be raving to the sound of 50 years of freedom!

http://www.mynationkl.com/
http://www.axcess.com.my/eventdetail.asp?id=5518737005829781015795196547248908016570

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Eye On Malaysia



Okay. One day we all seriously have to go up this thing. Supposedly, its going to be there for this year only. 50th Year Anniversary, Visit Malaysia Year promotion.


Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Chuck Norris Facts

because this is just absolutely funny shit....

- Gun's don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names of his left and right leg.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- When Chuck Norris does pushups, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- In Pamplona, Spain, people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect-Four in three moves.
- Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble, you win. Forever.
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
- Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

omg i need a break to laugh. more to come soon...

Cheers!

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Lampard Going Down


mourinho looks un-satisfied haha.

Monday, August 6, 2007

sounds like something daniel would say.
" thats just wrong..."

Garfield

This one's hilarious.

Calvin & Hobbes







Friday, August 3, 2007

Crazy Fans : Interesting Read


A father whose daughter has been obsessed with pop star Andy Lau for 13 years committed suicide in Hong Kong one day after he managed to help his daughter meet her idol.
The 68-year old father was a retired middle school teacher earning a pension of 1900 yuan per month (~US$230) while the mother was unable to work due to her poor health. They had even sold their only apartment in order for them to afford a trip to Hong Kong.
Yang Lijuan, the daughter, finally met Lau this past week after the family traveled from their home in China’s Lanzhou city. The daughter joined Lau’s fan club and took some pictures with the star on Sunday, but the father still felt unhappy with the meeting. He complained that Lau should have spent more private time and with his daughter, and then threatened his life if the star didn’t.

As a result, the family had no money left after their trip to Hong Kong and had to stay in a 24-hour fast food restaurant for the night. The next day, the 54-year-old wife woke up and noticed her husband was missing then found a letter saying that he hoped the Hong Kong government could take care of his family for him.
In the 12-page suicide note, the father blamed Lau for everything: “My family was reduced to poverty because of you… and you will be cursed and despised for your wrongdoing. You should meet my daughter, give her an autograph and save her life as you are the only one who can touch her heart.”
In previous reports, Yang mentioned how he was planning to sell his kidney for his daughter’s trip to see Lau in Hong Kong - her third trip to the city.
The father died by jumping into Salisbury Sea in Kowloon where his body was later found.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phenoix (2007)


Appaling. Absolutely horrendous. In my honest opinion, the most terrible Harry Potter book adaptation to date. Out of 5 stars, I'd give it negative infinity if there's such a number. But then again, just my opinion. The book itself is 766 pages long and the movie was only 2 hours and 8 mins long? What the fuck's up with that? For an overzealous fan such as myself, I wouldn't have minded sitting down for an hour longer. Each Lord of the Rings book was shorter, yet each movie was around/nearly three hours long. At least do justice to the book for fuck's sake. I don't know if i should be pissed at the screen writers or the director. Possibly both but less on the director. I wanna castrate their balls, put it on a stick, let it freeze in ice before smashing it up.

The movie itself seemed rushed and really lacked depth or a sense of direction in it. It just moved from one scene to another to another to another. And what's up with the newspaper scene where they just skip out little scene's that could have made the movie a lot more enjoyable. Urgghh! I've got so much pent up frustration and anger against this movie, its annoying me. For those who haven't read the book yet watched the movie, they might have thought that the movie was alright. For those who read the book, who can say they're fully 100% satisfied with the movie? The movie had potential but it let down. I can only say that the first and possibly the second movie's were commendable adaptations. The next one's a goner as I don't see how they can make it movie worthy. It'll just be all about Harry and Dumbledore learning about Voldermort's past. Maybe they'll add the small scenes in the book that made it rich in detail. Who knows. Here's hoping that the last movie will be great. The book was beautifully written.

Probably, the only two things worth mentioning about this movie are these two.



Luna Lovegood (not sure what her real name is)



Dolores Umbridge (again, not sure what her real name is)

we met ian's twin at uvnation

haha, cheers.